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Husband Wife Double Meaning jokes In English
Double Meaning Jokes
1 night the husband turns to his wife and starts caressing her arms ... Wife: Sorry, I have to go to the gynecologist tomorrow. I want to be clean... the husband gets angry and changes the other side? after some time looking at his wife again, asks? "u do not have to go to the dentist tomorrow"
1 रात पति अपनी पत्नी के पास जाता है और उसे सहलाना शुरू कर देता है ... पत्नी: क्षमा करें, मुझे कल स्त्री रोग विशेषज्ञ के पास जाना है। मैं साफ रहना चाहता हूं ... पति गुस्सा हो जाता है और दूसरी तरफ बदल जाता है? कुछ समय बाद फिर से अपनी पत्नी की ओर देखकर पूछता है? "कल आपको डेंटिस्ट के पास नहीं जाना है"
Wife: From the market, bring 1 packet of milk, yes if you see narrow in the market, then bring 6… Husband, the wife brought 6 packets of milk, 6 packets of milk? Husband: Yes, I brought 6 packets of milk, because they used to appear in the narrow market… Now, where is the husband wrong? If you can't believe it, read it again.
पत्नी: बाजार से, दूध का 1 पैकेट लाओ, हाँ, यदि आप बाजार में संकीर्ण दिखते हैं, तो 6… पति, पत्नी 6 पैकेट दूध, 6 पैकेट दूध लेकर आई? पति: हाँ, मैं दूध के 6 पैकेट ले आया, क्योंकि वे संकीर्ण बाजार में दिखाई देते थे ... अब, पति कहाँ गलत है? यदि आप इस पर विश्वास नहीं कर सकते, तो इसे फिर से पढ़ें।
Wife - My hair is becoming white what should I do husband - why don't you "die"
पत्नी - मेरे बाल सफ़ेद हो रहे हैं मुझे क्या करना चाहिए पति - तुम "मर" क्यों नहीं जाती
A woman walks out of the bathroom in a short dress after taking a bath, after seeing all this, the husband says, Darling, I am sure now that we will be born a boy, wife - how she is a husband - because u see his mustache in ur panties. getting
एक महिला स्नान करने के बाद एक छोटी पोशाक में बाथरूम से बाहर निकलती है, यह सब देखकर पति कहता है, डार्लिंग, मुझे यकीन है कि अब हम एक लड़का पैदा करेंगे, पत्नी - वह कैसी है पति - क्योंकि तुम उर पैंटी में अपनी मूंछें देखते हो। मिल रहा
पति: Sofe पर ख़राब कंडोम क्यों पड़े हैं .. ?? पत्नी: क्या .. ??? - कहाँ पे .. ?? पत्नी उन्हें ढूंढने के लिए जाती है और गुस्से में कहती है: - ' मैं तुम्हें मार दूँगा, क्योंकि अगर तुम हमारे बच्चों को बुलाना बंद नहीं करते - दोष पूर्ण कंडोम'
Double Meaning Jokes In Hindi For Girlfriend
Double Meaning Jokes
लड़की - बेबी कल मैं यू लड़के के लिए उपवास करूंगी: कोई भी बच्चा इसे आराम से नहीं करेगा, मज़ा और धीरे-धीरे महसूस कर रहा है .. लड़की: प्रीस्टेस ऑफ वासना "मैं उपवास के बारे में बात कर रही हूं।
Girl - Baby tomorrow I will fast for u boy: No baby will do it comfortably, having fun and slowly with feeling .. Girl: Priestess of Lust "I am talking about fasting.
जब गब्बर को पैसे मिले, तो उसकी माँ ने उसे 3 4 थप्पड़ मारे ... गब्बर के पिता: क्या हुआ? गब्बर की माँ: जैसे ही कम्बख्त का जन्म हुआ, वह पूछ रही थी "कितने आदमी थे"
When Gabbar got money, his mother slapped him 3 4... Gabbar's father: What happened? Gabbar's mother: As soon as Kambakht was born, he was asking "how many men were there"
बॉय अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड की मार रहा था, अचानक बोलै: मुझे एड्स है ..– गर्लफ्रेंड- क्या? बॉय- घबराओ मत.में मज़ाक कर रहा हु, बस तुम्हारी टाइट करनि थे ..!
Boy apni girlfriend ki maar Raha Tha, Achanak bola: Mujhe AIDS hai ..– Girlfriend- KYA? Boy- Ghabrao Mat.Me mazak Kar Raha hu, Bas tumhari tight Karni the ..!
Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi 2020
लड़की - पिता, यह आर क्लास का सबसे बुद्धिमान और बुद्धिमान लड़का है! पिता - तो बेटी, एक बार बोलो, "गुलशन चावला" के बूढ़े भी बेवकूफ नहीं हैं! .....
Girl - Father, this is the most intelligent and intelligent boy in r class! Father - so daughter, say it once, old men of "Gulshan Chawla" are also not stupid! .....
WhatsApp funny jokes in Hindi
bf ने अपने GF से एक प्रश्न पूछा रंभा बड़ी है। सिमरन है छोटा,
लड़कियों के पास है, लड़कों के पास नहीं है, वह क्या है? GF- Kaminey tujhe to har waqt bas wochahiye bf- कामिनी तर्को हर वक़्त बस वही दुक्त हा me Alphabet 'R' ki baat kar raha hun
Boy: Tumhari Car Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai? Girl: Theek Chal Rahi Hai. Boy: Aaj Shaam Ko Dogi Kya? Girl: Haan Le Lena, But Ye Toh Batao Car Ke Baare Mein Kyun Pooch Are TheRe ???
School me madam bachcho se. Madam: aaj kuchh majedaar paheliyaan poochhati hoon jawaab sochakar bataana Bache: Ji madam Madam: mask kaun-sa paan hen jisako nahin ho sakata hai? Pappu: pappu jor-jor se pet pakad kar hansane laga Madam: kya hua pappu? to hassi kise aarahi hai? Pappu: madam aap bhee na-kaise-kaise savaal karatee hain ... 'stanapaan'.
English Double Meaning Jokes
Double Meaning Jokes
A girl was sitting with her father in the "verandah" when her "bf" arrived there! Girl from her boyfriend - have you brought the book "Rampal Yadav" to dad at home? Boyfriend - No, I have come to take the book of "Precious Anand" where I should wait for u! Girl - No, I am under the mango tree of "Prem Bajpai"! Boyfriend - Well, when you come, u get to call "Anand Bakshi" and call u in five mnt! Girl - ok I will definitely bring you "John Ibrahim" I won't let u down! The boy goes "touching" the girl's father!
A woman walks out of the bathroom in a short dress after taking a bath, after seeing all this, the husband says, Darling, I am sure now that we will be born a boy, wife - how she is a husband - because you see his mustache in your panties. getting
Double Meaning Jokes In English For Whatsapp
Double Meaning Jokes
A beautiful woman walks into a bar. The barkeep says, “What’ll you have?” She replies, “I’d like a double entendre, please.” So he gives it to her. How do baseball players stay cool? They sit next to their fans
Santa Banta Double Meaning Jokes In Hindi
Double Meaning Jokes
Girlfriend: ye sunny Leon Kon hai? Santa: ye sunny Leon ka stree roop hai, isake Bhi dhai-dhai kilo ke hain. jinako dekhane ke baad aadami uthata nahin, aadami ka uth jaata hai.
Santa bank me manager ban gaya achanak bank me daaku aa gaye Daaku santa se: pent utar Santa: marta mat utarta hu. Daaku: ab hath utha santa ne daaku pe 4 thappad jad die Daaku: are saale mar kyon rha hai? Santa darte hue . bhai apne hi to bola hath utha
Santa banta ko apane nae ghar mein leke aaya banta - bhaabhee kaheen dikhaee nahin de raheen Santa - bhaabhee baahar gayee hai nahin to tujhe garmaa-garm chaaye pilaata banta - saale kanjoosee kee bhee had hotee hai Santa - woh Kaise? Banta - bhabhi Ghar main nahin to kya Hua doodh bazaar se hee le aa
Naughty Jokes
Santa 's good health to hibernate up, Santa - today than I every morning stroll transported wife - precisely the law ... .. at 4 pm got out around were, out very cold and the fog was, to come and quilt in climbing was, and wife to embrace the Said - Janu out too cold to be doing is, wife ( sleep in ) - and that crazy cold in our walk was Santa faint .....
सांता के शौक के लिए अच्छा स्वास्थ्य, सांता - आज की तुलना में मैं हर सुबह टहलते पत्नी को ले जाया करता हूं - ठीक है कानून… .. शाम 4 बजे के आसपास बाहर निकले थे, बाहर बहुत ठंड थी और कोहरा था, आने के लिए और रचाई में चढ़ाई थी, और पत्नी को गले लगाने के कहा- कानू बाहर बहुत ठंडी हो रही है, पत्नी (सो रही है) - और हमारे चलने में पागल सर्दी थी सांता केन .....
Santa ko achchhi sehat banaane ka shauk chadha, santa - aaj se main roj subah ghoomane jaaya karoonga Biwi - thik hai Ji…...Subah 4 Baje Uthakar Baahar Ghoomane Gaya, Baahar Bahut Thand Aur Kohara Tha, came back and went into the quilt, Aur Biwi Se Lipat Kar Bola - Jaanoo Baahar Bahut Thand Ho Rahi Hai, Bhivi (nind mein) - and he's out in crazy cold ghumane gaya hai Santa behosh .....
Santa apni biwi se - main tumse tang aa chuka hoon, Biwi - kyon? maine kya kiya? Santa - bhagwaan ke liye chup ho jao, mujhe ab 'shaanti' ke saath rahana hai ,,, Biwi - haan haan mujhe bhi nahin rahana tumhaare saath, mujhe bhi 'aman' ke saath rahana hai bechaara santa behosh
Naughty Jokes In Hindi
Is Msg Ko Raat Ko Parhna Raat Ko Parh Lena Kya Jaldi Hai? Kaha Na Raat Ko Parhna Mujhe Pata Tha Tum Nahi Rokogey Es Lye Msg Bhi Raat Ko Bhejunga
Modi Ji has introduced to offer help of 6000 to pregnant ladies, right here within the village…. Sister-in -law brother-in-law we now have hidden the brother-in-law, give the sneakers again, now sister-in-regulation, in any other case I'll take two thousand associates of brother-in-law - what is going to you do for 2 thousand, say, get 6000 from the government
The policeman was watching a pair sitting within the park. Police - Why is it going to be brother evening, why are you sitting within the park-like this? Boy - We're each married policemen - so why not go residence, sit at residence and lie down. Boy - Azi right here you do not consider there, how will the husband and my spouse believe the policeman unconscious…
Non-Veg Jokes In Hindi
School me madam bachcho se .. Madam: aaj kuchh majedaar paheliyaan poochhatee hoon javaab sochakar bataana Bachche: ji madam, Madam : aisa kaun-sa paan hai jisako khaya nahin ho sakata hai? Pappu: pappu jor-jor se pet pakad kar hansane laga. Madam: kya hua pappu? to hansee kyon aarahee ho? Pappu: madam aap bhee na-kaise savaal karate hain .... stanapa # '. Madam: naalayak, gadee Japan
Ladaka: dadaji, aap kya padh rahe hain .. ??? Dada ji: beta itihaas. Ladaka : dada ji, jhooth kyon bol rahe ho ... ye to uski ki kitaab lagati hai. Dada ji : abe boss dk, mere lie to ab itihaas he hai na.
Dirty jokes
If Counter-Strike Ever Made In India, Radio Commands Would Be Affirmative – Haan Be Laude Need Backup – Gandu Aa Na Jaldi Enemy Spotted – Dikha, Bahan Ka Lund Dikha Negative – Maa Chuda, Sector Clear Hai Bhenchod Stick Together Team – Gaand Pe Chipke Raho Fall Back – Piche Bhago Bravo Cover Me – Kaha Mar Gaye Sab Chodu Get Outta Here, Its Gonna Blow – Bhaago Bhen Ke Lodo, Nahi To Maa Chud Jayegi
Dirty jokes in Hindi
Most Boys Don’T Like Touch Screen Mobile, U Know Why? Jinhe Dabane Ki Aadatho, Unhe Bas Touch Karneme Kahan Maza Aayega…!!!!
मोस्ट बोया डॉन’टी लयक टच स्क्रीन मोबाइल, ु क्नोव हवाई? जिन्हें दबाने की आदतों, उन्हें बस टच करने मे कहाँ मज़ा आएगा…!!!!
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